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Jack's Story

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(this is from a book)
Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story. Once upon a time there was a Giant. the Giant squeezed Jack and said, "Tell me a better story or I will grind your bones to make my bread. And when your story is finished, I will grind your bones to make my bread anyway! HO, HO, HO." the Giant laughed an ugly laugh. Jack thought, "He will kill me if I do, he will kill me if I don't. There's only one way to get out if this." Jack cleared his throat, and then begin his story.
I got it out a a book named \"The Stinkycheese man and the Fairly stupid fairy tales\"
Its a funny book...

i m not a nerd =)
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HavocUnlaced's avatar
God I love this book.